- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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