- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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