- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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