- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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