- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

i like turtles

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

XD Jackass.

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