What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Poop.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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