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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

men's rights activists

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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