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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

whats black and large -me

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Homo say what?

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

dat shoe shine tho

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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