Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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