- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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