Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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A man goes to the potty.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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