What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Bob Saget

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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