- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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