- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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