- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A storm be brewin!

Knock Knock. Come in.

Knock knock

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

I asked her where you were.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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