- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

I asked her where you were.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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