Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

this website even though its hilarious.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Knock Knock. Come in.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

A man penetrates another man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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