You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Women's rights

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Anti Joke

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