- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Your mother just died.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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