My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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read this sentence again.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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