Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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