Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What is the name of the car? What

Pickles are moist.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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