- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Women's rights

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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