A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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