What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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