- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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