Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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