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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Fat people

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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