Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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