- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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