- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

A drunk guy walks into a car

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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