- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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