- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

^ That's not even funny ^

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Neil Lewis

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

a black man pays his child support

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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