- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

A storm be brewin!

Knock knock

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

I asked her where you were.

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