What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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