Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Knock knock

A storm be brewin!

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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