- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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