- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

a black man pays his child support

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Neil Lewis

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

^ That's not even funny ^

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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