Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What's worse than this That :(

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Two planes walk into an office building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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