a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

run farther?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

My mum is called Steve

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

A man walks into a bar

Your mother is average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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