- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

If your reading this, youre not blind.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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