What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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