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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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