- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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