why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Penis

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Anti Joke

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