We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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