- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A house comes around the corner.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

I'm gay.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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