- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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