What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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