old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Women's rights.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Where's my tractor?

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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