Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

I literally died laughing

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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