- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Sex

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

My three children are three big mistakes.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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