Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What's your blood type? Red.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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miha kako si?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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