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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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