- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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