what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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