- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

oh hey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

your face

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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