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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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