So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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