you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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