- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

black people

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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