- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

So a horse walks into a barn.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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