Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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No your aunties a joke

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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