- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Eric is gay Ha

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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