What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

I named my son ps2 controller

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

homosexual

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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