- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and lives in the water

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Women's Rights Movement

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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