- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Barack Obama

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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