- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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