- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

YEAH THEY DO!

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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