- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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