- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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