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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Jordan is pregant

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

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