Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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your life

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Immigration Laws

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Anti Joke

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