What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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