- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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