What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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kk

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Atheism

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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roy g biv

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Anti Joke

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