whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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