A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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