yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Racial equality.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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