- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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