- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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