Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Obama = ebola

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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