- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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