How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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penis

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A sober Irish individual.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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