- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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