- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

I love alchohol!

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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