what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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