Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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