Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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I Have a Black Friend

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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