Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

okay so theres this guy.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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