What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Death by kayak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What fires shots? A gun

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

child labor

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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