What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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outside your comfort zone

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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