What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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