there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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