Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Your mother is so fat.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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