How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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learn. advance!

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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