Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Well this is pointless.....

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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