Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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cory is gay

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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