What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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