A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Racial Equality

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Jovan

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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