Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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