A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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