nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Anti Joke

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